The Intelligence Test, better than any IQ test

Oh, my!
You did not do as well as you should have.
Perhaps a review of the answers will help you in the future

Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!   And, believe it or not, just before the fifth of July.

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Just one! No more, no less

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All 12 months have 28 days.  Duh!

How many outs are there in an inning?
You really should have known this one.  There are six. Think about it!

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No - Not unless he gets the preacher to make "coffin calls."

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 silly.  30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! (You really should have paid mor attention in math class.)

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
The answer is 2.  You took them, remember?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.  How many minutes would the pills last?
60  -  Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
There are 9 left.  (This isn't rocket science.)

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
None.   Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!  (OK, I admit it.   I missed this one too.)

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
There are 12 2 cent stamps in a dozen!  (If you missed this one, you really got problems.)